Dear Friends,
 
I'm so buried in the activist boogie, we've decided to hire a gardener for simple stuff till I can get started on my dream garden - yeah, right!
 
It might not be the most exciting work, but we're looking to pay a decent hourly rate for someone to just come in a couple hours a week, keep it neat, no toxic crap, and don't buzz the trees and plants down to the ground. Open to good garden suggestions too.
 
If you're infested, please drop me a note.
 
Kind Regards,
-Rachel Morris
Ventura, West Side  (tiny yard)